Tom, you fabulous person little fabulous persongatron, I do dearly hope you are anally raeped by a serial killer, who decides the best way to kill you is shoving that rake so far up your’ bum, it tickles your’ eyeballs.

Also, your mother is a complete and total fugly call-girl.

Oh, and of course, I caught Bruce Bear leaving your’ myspace page. What’s a matter?

Got some broken “Equipment”?

male reproductive organSHOT!!!