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Falcon_Four: hello?

Dorian: Hi.

Francis: hey

Falcon_Four: umm…I need some help. I was masturbating in the park while these ducks were ****ing.

Falcon_Four: It was pretty hot and one of them kept crying.

Falcon_Four: But the thing is I’ve been straight all my life.

Gayr: wtf

Falcon_Four: And when I was arrested, the cop told dispatch on the radio that I was masturbating in public while watching two mallards ****.

Falcon_Four: What the hell? How am I supposed to know they were both dudes?

Falcon_Four: I’m not gay. I don’t want to be gay.

Falcon_Four: Please tell me I’m not gay.

OscarWilder: Falcon_Four: Sorry but you are possibly the gayest person here.

Falcon_Four: ************fuuck****

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