lolol, let’s start with a list

– i love hockey (hence canada hence fwz)

– it’s got a puck holding up the card because like i said the isa slot is ****ing old and doesn’t connect properly, and i don’t have teh secksy $10/bottle contact/control cleaner spray, and there are only 4 contacts on the opposite edge, so it makes a more secure connection

– i _took out_ a perfectly working ATI Rage 128 AGP card from this computer to use the ISA card, that’s not the point (this ISA card is more suited for a 286 or 386 with Win3.1)

– there are absolutely no Windows 2000, ME, 98, or even Windows 95 drivers for this card – there’s no reason to anyway, it’s made in 1990

– it’s running XP because it’s a 700MHz Pentium 3 with 256mb RAM and it fits in well on my network

I thought the more lulzier questions would be sorta like… uh… hm, I could use some help thinking of some questions…