Negative E-Peen, resulting in E-Weepy woman's genitals, since positive reinforcement doesn’t actually work. You can only get the E-Weepy woman's genitals badges through Flamebate participation. Two players of equally length and depth can unite and create a new, one time only E-Peen, to be given to another player of their choice. This can only be done once per month and you can only get the badge, called Extra Chromosome, once in your Forumwarz career. This entitles you to one free forum prank of a minor nature. The Flamebate forums grow to a cacophony of insanity and participation.

I’m rather partial to the idea of a badge other player could “give” you.