Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Length is fine, but I think we’re going about it wrong. Here’s a better way to do it, IMO.

1) There’s no cap to maximum peen length.

2) bumign a “degree of difficulty” to every peen in length. Harder peens would be worth more, easy peens worth less.

3) Remove dependence of peen length on what other people have, let the comparison be in “that guy’s peen is 32” and mine is only 13” and not “mine shrunk because somebody stopped being inactive Log in to see images!”.

There’s no reason to have 13” as a magic number, in fact outrageously long peen is kind of funny to think about, and there’s no good reason to have people’s peens shrink on the basis of other people’s success. Shrinking peen is not fun. I lost four inches today, but still gained three peens. There seems to be something wrong here. If it’s going to shrink not because of something I did, but because of something other people did I’d prefer just not to see the number anywhere.

QFT, signed.