MC Banhammer Posted:

Easy solution to the problem of people complaining that the new system gives them too short of a peen, and yet keeping the same scale:

Start the base at 3” instead of 0”.

Excellent solution. Narratively, people who aren’t elite enough to be playing ForumWarz should start at 0”. People who are leet enough to be playing this game should start at some nonzero value.

3” tells you “you have a tiny, tiny peen; you have not accomplished anything” while 6” tells you “you’re moving up in the world, keep it up.”