Another option would be to add significant weight to the peens you get for completing Ep 1 and 2. Making each of those count for like 2.0” or 2.5” each. It would bloat the peenwhores, but would make a lot of sense across the board. The game is supposed to be the primary focus, everything else is supposed to be a lovely bonus. “Winning” the game should be the achievement with the highest value regardless of how common it happens to be.