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Carix

Avatar: Ron Paul
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[Giveupalready]

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

...Back to sin, God creates mammary glands, but God didn’t create fapping, that’s ridiculous. By the way, contrary to popular belief, fapping isn’t natural. Animals don’t jerk off, and many people have never fapped once in their life. Semen lets itself out even if you don’t fap.

Acctually (and i can’t be bothered to find them) there are videos on you tube of various animals fapping/attempting to fap.

The Bible was Divinely Inspired. The men who wrote the bible were “possessed” by the Holy Spirit whilst writing the books. So it was as if God Himself was writing the books. This is a core doctrine for most Christians.

I’ve been “possessed” by the holy spirit while writing this post… god says you’re wrong. He didn’t acctually create the universe, it was an accident – knocked over a jar of chemicals while high on pot. He appologises for the confusion.

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how does the universe work?

what is the meaning of life?

how was the earth created?

(before answering those)

Solve these Simultaneous Equations

3x + 2y = 28

x + 4y = 26

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Is hell exothermic or endothermic?

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