Dear shrtcat,

While I know that you are Jalapeno AIDShole’s bff, I have some concerns with the quality of your recent posts that I would like to share with you.

When, in the course of flamebate fabulous personry, it becomes necessary for the slavering unwashed mbumes of basement dwellers to dissolve the e-friendship which have connected them with another, and to bumume among the powers of the series of tubes, the separate and unequal station to which the laws of Forumwarz and of Forumwarz’s God (ET) entitle them, a decent respect to the quality of your ****posts requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

YOUR POSTS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Signed

-DLB