Skt. Petersburg, 12/08/2008 – Russian scientists published a ground-breaking study that is capable of changing the life of numerous ForumWarz users. The covered information is so valuable that some people argued that it shouldn’t have been publically distributed to prevent abuse, however the scientists did not care. So, let’s come straight to the point, here are the results: 7 Vibrating Doldoes and **** YOU both are horrible klans that should be banned from Flamebate and every member of the said klans should be shot in the head by Russian scientists (with AK47s). The most saddening revelation of the study is that both klans in fact fail at trolling despite pretending to be hardcore. This is just pathetic.

Internet expert Boris Kolesnikov announced: “This study finally proofs that 7 Vibrating Doldoes and **** YOU are very stupid and bad klans. Our advice towards Crotch Zombie Productions is that they should prevent these klans from using Flamebate or, even better, ban all their players.”