Xenmas Posted:

Here is my story.

There I was minding my own business when ninjas attacked! But they weren’t just regular ninjas…they were ALIEN ninjas…FROM SPACE! Now they have me in their ALIEN SPACESHIP and they told me,”We will destroy your planet…unless you beat this idiotic web game.” How they spoke in english, I have no idea. So here I am begging you for bp for the buying of EP 2 to save the human race… unless you want to explode the earth and have to live on Mercury(too hot) or Saturn(poisonous) or Urbum(UR bum LOL). SO give me the bp(catchy isn’t it?).

In the words of the legendary Bill Murray: “It’s true, your honor. This man has no male reproductive organ.”