The participants start all lined up besides each other. In front of them lays an individual track, with buckets placed every 50 meters (5 buckets total). Goal is to be the first to reach the end of the track, but they have to stop at each bucket and poop a little (they have to make sue they save enough poop for every bucket).

Now, there’s a catch. Once all participants reach the finish line, the fastest one, in order to win, must fulfill another requirement (I call this the “evenly distributed poop” rule, or EDP for short).

His 5 buckets are weighted and the difference in weight between them must not be greater than 100 grams. In case the fastest participant fails the EDP rule, this verification is applied to the second-fastest participant, and so on, and so on… until the winner is found.

In case none of the participants fulfill the EDP rule, the original fastest participant wins the race and gets the right to smear his/her opponents with his feces