You see this vid right here: www.mylazysundays.com, this pales in comparison to what I will do to you. In addition to that, I will use my 7VD powers to make you gasm until you die of pleasure. If that does not work, I will be en-slaved by you, anything you want will come true, if you want to catch the dragon, it will be done, if you want to be the first to **** someone so hard, their insides will melt away, will **** bloody ****, and will give them mbumive organ damage, then I am the man.

Is that good enough for you my homosexual sir?