Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

I’d think some sort of “Fanboy” clbum would be welcome, since those people actually are a plague on the internet. But clbumes are generally created by their particular method of ruining the internet, i.e. trolls are deliberately antagonistic; emos and camwhores seek attention and drama; noobs are relentless, incorrigible, and almost-adorable; hackers attack codes and computers, not people. So any new clbum would have to fit into that sort of categorization. I don’t know how much “I will bore people to death with my exhaustive technical knowledge and limitless ability to debate minutiae” really fits in there. It would be kind of fun though.

Personally though, I think I’d rather see the other clbumes get developed a little more than a host of new ones. Hackers could use a second skill tree, after all.

Oh that’s easy.

Sure, most of the Internet doesn’t think highly of ______, but that’s because you haven’t explained it to them yet. Oh, and they will learn to love ______, even if it takes years of incessant forum posting reminding them how wrong they really are, and how _______ is the one true path to enlightenment.

Another attack: Giant ****ing wall of text about ______. very specially high damage, reasonable skill drain, loooong refresh rate.

edit: The counter forum they’d face at the end of Ep. 2 would be another fanboy forum. ‘Cause nobody fights as rabidly or without as little provocation as possible as fanboys (even if they like the same thing!).