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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

King Krimson Posted:

Are we actually dead?

Will some deus ex machina bring us back to life?

Does the lonely Gunman make a reappearance? (Please say yes)

YES DEFINITELY. WE WILL BE RESURRECTED VIA ELECTRODES AND MAJOR SURGERY, AND BECOME PART GIRAFFE.

AS FOR THE LONELY GUNMAN HIMSELF, HIS DISAPPEARANCE WAS THE RESULT OF A MALFUNCTIONING TELEDILDONICS SUIT RATHER THAN SOME KIND OF KIDNAPPING OR MURDER BY ROBOTS. EITHER THAT, OR HE HAD AN ORGASM FOR THE FIRST TIME. REST bumURED, HE WILL BE BACK. BUT DON’T BE SURPRISED IF HE IS INCAPABLE OF REPRODUCTION, OR IF HE IS PERMANENTLY FUSED BY THE GENITALS TO HIS SUIT.

MY INFORMATION ON THIS SUBJECT IS SKETCHY, BUT IT’S POSSIBLE THE ROBOTS DELIBERATELY CAUSED THE SUIT TO MALFUNCTION AND HAVE USED IT TO INSERT THEIR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INTO HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM.

WHATEVER THE CASE YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THAT HE WILL BE BACK, AND HIS ATTITUDE TOWARD ROBOTS WILL HAVE CHANGED SIGNIFICANTLY.

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 12/07/2008 1:51PM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

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