Ah, where to begin. This is my first post on these forums, and the reason is I’ve always been too afraid. Too afraid of you, Capn_Fever.

I love you. Never before in my life have a I been so amorous of a single person, animal, object, e-persona, until I saw you, Capn_Fever.

You, with your avatar full of cigarette buds that I dream is the tray that lay next to our bed after you lay me.

You, with your currently 7.59” large e-peen that surely will keep on growing, for me.

I can’t keep it in, any longer, I just want to shout out, “Gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. (No homo)!”

Because I love you.

Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. (No begging) Let me have a chance to be with you.

If you cannot at least grant me this one wish, then I understand. But at the very least, let me know that you care, that you know that I exist. Give me 8 of these so called brownie points to tell me that you know of our love, that we do have a chance. Please don’t let this post be in vain.

Forever yours,

Combat Waffle