SNL : Dr.G and the blazing nimbus of glory…

Ez ****ez. This weekend was a defining chapter in my “Journey” to become a badbum pickup artist.

I have endured HUNDREDS of blowouts, HUNDREDS of rejections, HUNDREDS of flakes..at times I could cry, the social pressure gets heavy after a while..

BUT, I persevered, I pinned inspirational mission statements from other guys that have been through this **** to my wall and repeated them like a mantra.

I tell people I have done like over a 1000 cold approaches and they laugh at the hench fail rate. Then I take em out into the field and rock the frame and the laughter stops, real ****ing quick…

Saturday night : My flatmate Rob has as INSANE social circle. We are talking BARE turbo south brazilian fitties, 10s galore. Isauri and Liziani are 2 prime examples. Robs bird Yole is pretty bangin as well..

We go to Strawberry Moons and my goal was to embed myself in the circle and BE THE ****IN PARTY

What I want to achieve is HIGH ****ING VALUE. Be in the now, be the MAN.

So I rocked a heavy party frame and kinoed the living granny out of anything that moved. My new killer is the hug b2b secret handshake. I run a cold read (im getting ridiculously good at this **** now, girls are so ****ing zoned out when I run my version of rings b2b sexual predator its freaky – in fact this chick just ran over to her friends and started doing it on them, she was so emotionally spiked it was awesome).

Basically as soon as I have done the cold read I just laser eye her, subcommunicate heavy ****worthy vibes and then say “You are ****ING ADORABLE, GIVE ME A HUG” then I segue straght into THE CLAW OF DESTINY .

So im locked in physically and then I disqualify myself and start battering her with negs. “STOP IT, <Cheeseburger>”

My cheeseburger calibration is SICK now. I can use it as an opener, transition,banter line, anywhere in set tbpfh

So im in set with Liziani. Just to give you an idea, this chick was the hottest girl in the club BY ****ING MILES. Serious, if you saw her

you would **** the ****ing bed, SCARY hot. She is a very good friend of Robs from back in Sao Paulo. I created hench attraction and she started giving me

physical IOIs (Finally getting the love man ).

Unfortunately my limiting beliefs stopped me from escalating. FAIL …

Ary turns up and accomplishment intros me to a 2 set, Sam had told him about me and what I was all about…

He literally gave me an HB9 on a plate I just went attraction the sick on em. The target is called Danielle.

So I ran the sickest game of my life in em. I was just rollin out the whole ****in routine stack and it was 100% ****in congruent with my identity.

DOUBLE CLAW TIME Grabbed both girls clawed em and created a bubble of lurve…instant male reproductive organblock meltdown WOOOOOOOO !!!

Just went physical and direct in parallel with bare chick crack and I can honestly say it was the finest game of my life. I wish

I had somone recording it. GAME THE SICK

“Are you a good kisser ??”

<Shocked look>

“Like, if you went to kissing school what would your teacher give you out of 10 ??”

<Bright red face Doggy Dinner Bowl Eyes, she ****ing KNOWS whats coming>

Went in for the makeout BOOOOOOOM….

****ing fabulous soft lips of yumminess, got a boner in about 3 seconds just from making out with her. Her hair is like so SOFT and

she smelled ****ing incredible. It was just so ****ing awesome. It probably sunds like a pile of emo **** but I have spent my whole

life being a beta chode without the ****ing nuts to GO FOR WHAT I DESERVE and in that moment I was there. Turbo 9 makeout, ****ing sick…

Got the digits at the end of the night and she is really ****ing into me according to Ary…

“Dude what the **** did you say to her???, she wouldnt shut the **** up about you all the way home on the bus”

This chick is really hot, a year ago I wouldnt have had the nuts to even smile at her. I would have choded the **** out and

just crystalised on the spot. Bare linger chode stylee..now its different…

Ok, that was the warmup…

Sunday night : rocked over to Shepherds Bush Walkabout with Ary, Sam and some of their brazilian mates.

Im reliably informed that there are 2 social circle turbos kicking about..

BOOOOOM , DOUBLE CLAW…”Om my ****ing god you 2 are so ****ing CUUUUUTE!!!!”

BT through the roof, IOIs going spastic all over the shop. I just physically dominated the pair of them, bounced them outside

to take a picture of them. I have it on my phone, they are hugging and fake kissing each other. WHAT THE **** !!!!!!

I am seriously gonna have a wank over it

Got a new thing that I knicked off Moondoggy. He is out in Vegas with Tamer, Junior Spesh and Trig. These guys are some of the

biggest pimps on the planet right now..RSD **** – get to know

Its an old school thing called the “Eskimo Kiss” where you basically rub noses, so you are like right up in her ****in grill and

laser eyeing her. Insane for creating sexuial tension…

Cavemanned them to the bar and got the shots rockin..the look on their faces was pricelses as I just grabbed them and dragged them

over to the bar. Girls are HARD ****ING WIRED TO BE LEAD. Be a ****ing leader and they will just fall into your frame. Its hard wired baby…

So im in the ****in zone, mega blazing turbo nimbus deluxe, just not giving a **** and being really physical with..

Need a smoke, standard…head outside on my way I see a 2 set stood by the ciggy machin. Kinda cute, a 5 and a 5.5 (HENCH mammary glands)

Cant remember what I said to her to open the set, some illogical ****ing random bull****, laser eyed the 5.5 and just grabbed her by the scruff

of the neck and kissed her. BOOOOM Its on baby !!! The obstacle just looked at me like “WOW, that was cool”!!”.

DOUBLE CLAW TIME ****EZ !!!!

Dragged the pair of them round the bar and **** got messy, threw HB5.5 up against the bar in front of her mate and made out HARD with her.

**** isolation, have the frame and you can get away with ANYTHING!

Girls were just going DDB all over the shop watching, it was amazing. I was in the ****ing matrix man ROCK STAR TIME !!!

So im escalating like a ****ing nutter (kissing her mammary glands at the bar and stuff) and she just looks at me 100% DDB and says

“You are coming home with me”

w0000000000000t!1111!!!!!

Went back to her place and banged the living **** out her. Glory times. Her name is Toni, she is an ozzie (from brisbane).

To be honest she is below the standards that I should be adhering to but she was an amazing ****ing kisser and had the

most gorgeous pair of mammary glands. She was bouncing up and down cowgirl stylee and they werent even jiggling they were so firm

I checked the bra…DD

I am finally getting it, all the hard work has paid off. I went for months without consistent results, barren wastelands of fail, but

I knew that if I kept calibrating it would eventually start to work..Im in a kind of ****ing daze right now, its real, FINALLY…

WAH-****IN-BLOâ„¢