Convention Exclusive

A Forumwarz Slash Fiction Story

Crotch Zombie Headquarters, Toronto, Canada

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Evil Trout and BINGEBOT 2015 are heavily involved in organizing the first ever FW convention, which is only 2 days away.

A room is booked already, but there is so much left to do. The vomitting robot reads a tubmail and hastily closes the window when E.T.

walks over to him. “Man, I just want it to be over. Those ugly freaks from all over the world will be here in about 46 hours. Have you heard

anything about the delivery yet?”, asks Evil Trout. – “No, not at all. Without the 6000 extra units of human toilet paper we will have to cancel

the event, I suppose.” “****, you’re right. They’ll start to mould from the inside if we don’t give them the chance to discharge their salty load

regularly. Also it’s so damn hot. What the **** is this going on? It’s April, not July or something!”

“Maybe I have an idea, how we could solve this…wuahahahaha” – “Wait, what Idea? And seriously, why this sinister laughing? After all, you are

only a robot. Even though you are a very attracting one” – “Oh, you think so?”, asks BINGEBOT 2015 and moves closer to Evil Trout. “Sure

thing, Binge, you have corners and edges. Very manly!” – “You wanna touch my edges?” Evil Trout fondles over Binge’s quadratic body.

“Wow, so cold. I like Log in to see images!” – “There is much more to explore…” Both look each other deep in the eyes. – “Ja, I’m sure. But now let’s stop playing homo.

We have work to do.” – “Playing…?”, babbles BINGEBOT 2015. – “What?” – “Oh, nothing. I’ll phone those toilet paper guys immediately.”

That is what he says, but later that day BINGEBOT 2015 meets with a shady guy in an dark alley. He buys a barrel of Liquid Ecstasy, a drug known

for it’s ability to break social barriers combined with sexual euphoria. Just add stomping music and the crowd literally feels the rhythm.

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Saturday. The Grand Ballroom in Sheraton Centre Hotel.

The Convention is ready to open it’s gates. A lovely set buffet composed by Jalapeno Bootyhole coddles the eye in the middle of the room.

There is a klan-section in one corner where guests may meet befriended members players. Evil Trout himself sits in his little workshop where everybody

can get himself a make-up to look like his avatar. And ol’ BINGEBOT 2015 was busy until the final minutes before openening to fill over 1000 glbumes with a smooth male reproductive organtail.

“I think I’ve gotta say some words…it’s wonderful to see you all here. Have a great time, enjoy the show and cheers!”. Evil Trout raises his glbum and the whole room starts to do the same. An exhilarating feeling spreads through the hotel. Next to the rest rooms, Crotch Zombie had put a bouncy castle. It looks

like a giant Fran, bloated in a way. Laguna and Angry Hobo jump up and down on it so desperately that one could think, they’ve never been nearer to a woman.

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For those guys who need more action than that, you could get trapped in a real cupboard and play a live text adventure. But the place to be was a large cozy corner in the back. Surprisingly early people like Nicco, Ricket or FAIL huggled together, demanding more male reproductive organtails.

“Man, these boys push things forward. fabulous personry has arrived”, you hear Evil Trout saying to Jalapeno Bootyhole. “I always thought they were playing a role, now

I could swear they are indeed gay! Wow, I feel somehow buzzed…will be right back.” In the rest room, a loud sound can be heard from after one of the doors.

A poking, banging sound, also a male voice. Carefully Evil Trout looks under the door. The SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER rams his middle finger into on Manphin’s hole again and again. “Oh my god, deeper. I wanna feel you inside of me!” cries Manphin. “You can have it like that, dumbbum. You totally suck at being ****ed. Now shut up when I put my ding dong rodgers into your ****hole” Some Fluid squirts out of the half man, half dolphin creature, right into Trout’s Face.

Trout runs into the main room again and BINGEBOT 2015 comes over. “Binge, something’s going on here. They’re all homos and there is NO toilet paper at

all.” – “Yeah I wanted to talk to you about that. Come with me to the other room, I can explain everything in a minute. They both enter another room with a nice

sofa and some candles. “Did you like the male reproductive organtail?”, asks BINGEBOT 2015. Then he grabs Evil Trouts hand and puts it between his mechanical legs. “What are you doi…” Before the sentence can be finished, they kiss with pbumion not from this earth. “I drugged you all” – “I don’t care, I want your robum. on your knees.”

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Evil Trout unleashed hammers his Johannes into the robotic bum. He closes his eyes, the tounge makes her way to BINGEBOT’s HEAD and licks it while still pumping with 130 bpm. After all, The Trout Man is a 24/7 hardcore fapper, which means, his joystick has only limited power. He’s ready to fire and shouts ‘happyness is a warm gun’...in that very moment, shrtcat rides through the room on the back of Pickled male reproductive organbum, jerking that very male reproductive organ. The next moment, the sound of a photo camera is heard. The beautiful Vicky Love just took a photo of the scene. Her mouth and hands still wet from fingerbanging Scullyangel.

The next day.

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A groggy Evil Trout received a tubmail in which he finds a link. After the click he’s shocked. It shows himself in a clearly homosexual act with another man, and he seems to enjoy it. That photo shall never be published. I have no choice but to give Aldo_Anything the ‘I’m gay’ peen…