Evil Trout had just come home from a long, grueling day at the local brothel and was exhausted. Just after he put his key and opened the door, though, he was greeted with the site of Bruce Bear and his good friend Jalapeno Bootyhole having sex on his brand new rug. Semen was smeared all over the room including what looked like some salsa snack attempts.”wtf” he said loudly as his male reproductive organ grew inch by inch. Of course, being caught in the act is the sexiest thing so JB and Bruce started going faster and faster causing semen to spray everywhere. This was, as you may say, the last straw. Evil trout ripped of his cloths and jumped in the mbum of hot, sweaty men, beginning a wave hump*. Soon, the three men tumbled out into the street, still continuing there orgy when none other then Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III walked by. “Th@s sum prety h0t stuff” He said in his sexy norwegian voice. Then he, as Evil Trout had before, jumped in the pile andpulled out his “blacksnake”. They say that this orgy went on for many days and nights and when the final orgasm came, every man in the internet had joined in. The giant amount of great times that was produced actually brought life back to the Sahara desert when it rained down upon it, but that’s a story for another day.

*First person humps causing the second person to do a similar motion and so on.