I’ve been trying to help balance the different clbumes in this game, and since I’m just a player that means that I am, unfortunately, limited to making suggestions to the admins and getting people to shut the **** up about why their clbum ‘needs’ to be better.

Re-res and Permanoobs don’t breath one damn word of complaint, since they’ve got their **** together and will happily take any damn thing you throw at them with smiles on their faces.

Of the rest, trolls and camwhores seem to **** the least; trolls because they know they need a nerf right now, and camwhores because they know they NEEDED a nerf.

Until recently Emokids were constantly ****ing because their low-ego damage boost did jack **** to help them speedrun, but they’ve largely quieted down since the forum buff. I hear the occasional grumble about their EQ having too much defense and how they’re the only clbum that can’t use glbumes, but I can’t really argue with them there so I let that slide.

No, the clbum that keeps ****ing me off are those ****ing hackers. They BAAAWWWWW about how they’re not strong enough, and every damn time I get one of them to post their stats I see that they obviously have no ****ing clue what they’re doing. One hacker, for example, whined about how “all other clbumes” have a “300 damage attack” while his best tops out at 210, and not ****ing noticing that hackers can easily get 2x the offense of any other clbum without much stress on their other stats. That’s just ONE, mind you, and not counting the other dozen ****ers who agreed with every word that he said.

A hacker I got to pony-up his stats to compare against my own had 42 offense and 7700 ego at level 22, and had 300PP. WTF would ANYBODY put 88 upgrade points into ego? It doesn’t even make any ****ing sense! What, was he planning to grind through PrayPal without bothering to heal? He’s not the only one who went high-ego/low-offense either.

Another complained about how hackers are unprofitable after showing his stats – he wasn’t too bad, aside from his frugality of 4 and an upkeep of 1.

What’s worse, it seems like every ****ing hacker I talk to thinks that avtr should be the keystone of their strategy. They ignore their strengths and try to bash things like a caveman who just discovered rock- and club-based weaponry, and act like it’s a total ****ing surprise when their 130+ offense doesn’t instantly make the game easymode.

I don’t have *any* alts let alone a hacker, so why is it like I’m the only damn person on flamebate who knows jack **** about playing one?

At this point I think I’ve ****ing EARNED the 3bp I need to get a hacker alt, just so I can use it to go into their ****ty threads and mock them for not knowing having the faintest ****ing clue about what they’re doing.