Of Love, Pwnage, and Internet Part One:

It was dark and Jalapeno Bootyhole, or ‘Chet’ as his friends call him, had just gotten home from a long day at work playing Xbox and not scripting a Gamble-Bot 3000 split feature. He was very tired and had to stay at his friend shrtcat, or as his friends call him ‘Lance’. Chet’s apartment had flooded, or so he said, and Lance was quick to propose a sleep over. It was dark and Chet wandered in sleepy and drunk and tripped over the sofa onto a sleeping Lance. Lance had always had an odd sexual situation never really feeling fulfilled with a woman, and always wondering what it was like with a man. Lance bumumed it was a dream and went on with what he though was a sexual fantasy, Chet was far too drunk to know what was happening and sorta just flopped there. Lance undressed Chet and himself propping him on the couch. He left on his socks, he always took them off with woman though was feeling adventurous tonight. He took his mbumive erection, one that had been wasted on woman kind, and trusted his throbbing spear deep within Chet’s bum. It was now trickling with blood, but to both Chet and Lance, it was a sacrifice worth each pulsing thrust of euphoria. On and on it went into the night each screaming primal grunts and moans of pleasure, at times they were rough and brutal, at others gentle and majestic, but most of the time sloppy and drunk. Until that moment of orgasm came when they both in perfect unison scream out ‘I love you’ as white foam covered there bodies. They thrashed and squirmed around in there achievement truly in a state of heavenly bliss, for them this moment was one off of earth, if only it could last forever. They both fell asleep in there mess, having used all there energy in this unlocking of sexual satisfaction. They awoke the next day not knowing what would happen next.

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