“Alright, thanks kid, I knew you could help. You see, the case I’m on right now is a murder, and I’m trailing one of the suspects, see. He’s a retired Ninja, and I heard you killed a NINJA HYDRA, which is like, at least a hundred times ****ing harder than a normal Ninja to kill, so I hoped you could help. Here’s a map of where we’re going.”

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“See, there’s a ****load of enemies and challengers and **** right outside, and then we have to kill some guy who dubs himself “T3H F1N4L B0ZZ!!!!!11111!!/1?1!?!??1/shift&1” on XBox LIVE. We gotta go to the Ninja’s hideout/house/whatever and… ‘interrogate’ him there.”