One morning, a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and asks her if she’d like to play with him. They play a round, and she wins by four strokes.

Sensing the guy’s embarrbumment, the woman offers to take him to the parking lot and give him head in her car to make him feel better.

For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by four or five strokes each time and then goes down on him in the parking lot. On Friday, he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner.

That evening, they have a lovely meal and move to the couch to fool around. The woman pulls away and says, ’’That’s it, stop, wait. I must confess something to you! I’m a transvestite; I’m really a man!’’

’’You son of a ****!’’ the guy replies. ’’You’ve been hitting off the women’s tee all week!’’

One night, a father pbumed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.”

The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father rebumured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: “God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.”

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son’s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: “God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.”

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor’s early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, “Thank God you’re here — we could really use your help! We found the pool boy dead on our back porch this morning!”