In an effort to win two competitions at once I have constructed ForumWarz themed slash fiction to the tune of the Christmas carol ‘O Holy Night’

This song was ****ing difficult because all the celebrities do their version a little different and choose different words because they’re all stupid woman's genitalsing fabulous persons and I hate them.

Anyway, I used Version 1 from Wikipedia if you’re interested, a lot of the verses still reference their original counterparts.

Sorry about how akward it is to read, it’s being a ****ing whore and not co-operating.

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‘O Sexy bum’

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Oh Sexy bum, FBO is smiling widely,

It is the night of protagonists admittance.

Long has he waited to finally be accepted,

Into the infamous Black Ops bumming gang.

The feel of male reproductive organs as they enter into him,

At last dawn breaks along with his anal virginity.

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Fall on your knees! Stick your bum into the air!

Oh scream in pain, as Black Ops brutally rapes you!

Oh scream in pain, oh scream, oh bloody pain!

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Bruce Bear smiles as THE_**** walks into the room,

His male reproductive organs hanging out and it’s already dripping.

So led by the light of romantic candles flickering,

Here comes THE_**** and his monstrous male reproductive organ.

Bruce Bear great timess fast as THE_**** pounds his bum,

“Was that good for you?” THE_**** brings down the house.

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“DON’T ASK ME QUESTIONS, I DON’T LIKE ****ING QUESTIONS!”

Oh Dear Bruce Bear, THE_**** is kicking your teeth in!

Oh Dear Bruce Bear, Oh Dear, Oh Bruce Bear!

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Welcome to Prison, DrrtyCop, you’ll like it,

Meet the other prisoners like Opheliamammary glandsupp.

Drrtycop walks over and grabs her by her crotch

She pushes her forcefully to the ground.

Her fingers plunge into her gaping woman's genitals,

Ophelia, she loves it ‘cause she’s a dirty ****!

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“Yes, keep fingering me! I love the way it feels!”

“Oh orgasm you ****”, DrrtyCop starts to fist!

Oh orgasm you ****, oh orgasm, oh you ****!