Speaking of ****ty submissions, look what I found:

Forumbuildr Posted:

I’m getting so tired of Fakebook. It’s like, if this forum really were fake, and all the posts were just made up and then voted on by players of some kind of forum-themed web RPG, the players voting would have to be radically fart-snorting humorless and backward. It’s as though a brigade of 13 year old boys is ravenously downvoting anything remotely amusing, ensuring that the forum remains stupid, predictable, and generally not worth reading.