Checked all the stores and services, and tried searching for everything that crossed my mind in Sentrillion. There’s no way to access the Turkey in battle. The only thing I could think of was “Recipes for Disaster”, but as our turkey is clearly not a goose, I can’t for the life of me imagine what practical application that would have.

I’m pretty much stuck; I’ll keep browsing around and report back here if I find anything interesting.