MC Banhammer Posted:

Mini-Games

Q: Why is Gamble-Bot such a ****ing cheater???

A: You’re gambling against a computer. It’s your own fault for losing. Gamble-bot actually does play on the up-and-up.

Q: Even blackjack?

A: Yeah, even blackjack. Completely on the up-and-up. Well, except that it’s only playing with one deck, and shuffles after each deal, so your online strategy card is probably useless.

Q: Okay, so which stats can I boost to give me a better chance of winning? Luck?

A: None. Not even Luck, which is a completely buminine decision by Crotch Zombie. Your stats can be any ****ing value and they won’t affect Gamble-bot at all. At. All.

There’s your staff confirmation. Consider reading the FAQ/wiki more closely.