This delectable turkey dinner serves as a reminder of the time when those lovely Indians offered food and land to the early American pilgrims, and asked for nothing in return except their scalps.

You could eat it, sure, although it’s still festering with smallpox and several other unidentified plagues. Also, the Ppwn Shoppe owner has been known to warm it up and use it as a woman's genitals substitute in his many lengthy masturbation sessions.