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Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
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[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

One time there was a very handsome young man named Futanari-moe. He was uber kawaii and all of the men women and shemales wanted to suck on his nine inch male reproductive organ.But one day his beautiful women fetish got the best of him. This is his story.

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Futanari-moe grew up in a small town. he would often wet his bed, set fire to kittens and hogtie his grandmother, evil trout, and forced his siblings to lick her wet woman's genitals. He tried ****ing his grandmother but due to his being 7 and being sexually impotent he was not able to. Later on when he was walking through a forest behind a suburb he found a young boy named LittleBilly2316. He dragged him away and forced him to caress his genitals with his tongue and made him pleasure his bum. This caused Futanari to orgasm for the first time and he blew seven loads of all different colors in LittleBilly2316’s mouth. LittleBilly2316 later recovered his ptsd with shock therepy.

In his teens futanari was constantly tripping balls on a male reproductive organtail of acid, vicodin, and pcp. He believed his mother was controlling his mind. He would rarely bathe and frequently appear nude in front of strangers. He would board up his room and fap to simpsons porn while playing BattleThreadz. When he was finished he would crawl out a hole dug through his closet and pee down into an Old Lady’s apartment downstairs. His friends and family would soon give up and leave him.

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Futanari had severe hypochondria. He would often walk into Bruce Bear’s home complaining of woman's genitalsl and rectal prolapse.”My Uterus is falling out!” he exclaimed. He believed his bumhole was swallowing his body so he shaved his bum hairs and watched his bumhole for the majority of the day to make sure it wouldn’t eat him. He shoved pineapples up his bum so he would get vitamin C and his great times would taste good. He believed his own seminal and rectal excretions were the only safe food to eat so “it should taste like pinapple!” His auto fellatio and excrement gorging days came to a halt when he discovered the delicious taste of furry blood. He took a man dressed as a rabbit home, known as THE_**** online, and yiffed him until sunrise. Then he subsequently cut off his genitals and drank the majority of his blood. He saved a pint to inject himself with.

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Futanari is found in his apartment drenched in the blood of many furries later on. He is brought to Dr. Jojos secret and ill funded mental hospital where he stare silently at a young nurse name Yuriko-chan. He would drool watching her eat eggs and bacon with breadcrumbs on top. They later found Futanari covered in blood. “I cut myself, like an emo,” he said. The hospital staff later found baby corpses hanging by their intestines outside Futanari’s window. He had been using a fishing pole to catch them and would kill them and eat their hearts. He believed tose babies would have killed him in the future on account of the fact he raped them all.

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He is given smileprin HCI and later released. His mother was a saiyantologist and believed that medication is detrimental to his power level. The neighbors babies and furries go missing and Futanari continues a diet of intestines and blood. He later walked into Ophelias house and cuts her open ate her Tumorous liver and drinks her blood. Then he killed a small child, ate his brains, and sucks the blood out of the childs neck like a straw. Then he makes the dead body ride him reverse cowgirl style in a hole cut in the boy’s stomach. He then killed a pregnant women in front of her husband, who arrests him. Futanari ate the fetus on the way to the police station.

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In jail he explained how he needed to drink blood for his grandma evil-trout. The nazis had her and the bottom of the soap dish was sticky meaning the nazi ufo was nearby. So he drank blood which is not detectable by nazis. He ate the fetus so he could grow wings and chase the UFO and rescue evil trout. Although his efforts were in vain because Evil-Trout was in Bill Clinton’s basement having tickle fights with other attractive young GILFs.

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THEESND

EDIT:

I put this here now

Log in to see images! Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/01/2008 7:26PM

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