Ondore Posted:

Put on the armor that’s on the ground and keep exploring.

Grabbing the armor and donning it, fine upstanding member of society checks the room to the south. Hearing the low moans of former marines in the distance, he switches back to his pistol. The two he encounters must’ve died while drunk or something, they somehow manage to shoot *behind* themselves because their accuracy’s so terrible. Bemused, fine upstanding member of society continues, grabbing a few health more health and ammo packs along the way, and some small health globes.

Just when he’s about to fall asleep from lack of excitement,

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Feeling that comforting sensation of safety, fine upstanding member of society ponders what to do next. A few small health globes remain, a lever remains untouched, and there are TWO staircases down: a regular one, and the somewhat-ominous one leading to Hell’s Arena…