I DON’T HAVE EPISODE 2 I DON’T KNOW IF THAT AFFECTS ANY OF THE FOLLOWING BUT WHATEVER

This is my first time playing Forumwarz, never bought an alt, etc. This is my only character, so I have nothing else to compare to.

My Emo kid has…

Ego 3185

Tears 2233

Offense 34

Defense 39

Luck 12

Frugality 12

Charisma 10

Upkeep 3

I have no idea what the last 4 do, at all. I read the Wiki, and it doesn’t really make sense in my brain. What I do know is that these stats are pretty ****ed up (I think). If I’m thinking right, my Ego should be lower, and everything else should be higher, correct? Even if, I can pwn Second Wife in around 2 minutes, only because I can’t 1-hit threads. What I think the problem here is that angry posts don’t do enough damage. Whenever I get hit (Attacks always miss, I think that’s Luck, right?), it only does between 20-30 damage. When I get hit in a ratio of 1:10, and there’s 10 threads to pwn, that means if each hit attack did the average damage (25), 25x10 is 250. 3185 – 250 is 2985. I think we have a problem here. Not only should angry posts do more damage in general, threads should have more God Damned health. Whining about trolls 1-hitting? Either make everyone weaker/balance everyone, or make the opponent stronger. Those are the two options we have. The latter would make more sense in the future.

That’s what I have to say now.