Spider Jerusalem Posted:

So, where do you stand? Emos: completely ****ing worthless, or essential anti-role models for a new millennium?

I applaud you, brother, on your excellent post. I too believe that emos are worthless, but I believe they can be saved. Their intellectual capacity is typically high given the amount of prose they write, however, they’re just trapped in their own worthless feelings and no longer contributing to society.

So I say we, being the intellectual giants that we are, try to awaken them from their emotion induced self-wallowing and bring them back into the waking world as contributing members of society.

As for those who lacked cranial capacity to comprehend our posts, I look forward to seeing them pump my gas and changing my oil.