WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS **** TO YOU, ARE YOU THAT ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DONT GET IT? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT DOLPHINS ARE GREATER THAN EVERY OTHER THING THAT EVER EXISTED ANYWHERE, EVER? IT’S NOT THAT HARD BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU NOmale reproductive organ fabulous personS IN AS MANY WAYS AS NEEDED. IM ****ING SERIOUS. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS AND IM ON IT. **** YOU. DOLPHINS RULE. **** YOU. NO REALLY. ****. YOU.

IF X = (EVERYTHING <> DOLPHINS) THEN

DOLPHINS > X

END IF.

Q: WHAT ABOUT THIS THING, IS THAT BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

A: IS IT A DOLPHIN?

IF YES, THEN YES.

IF NO, THEN NO.

ARE 2 DOLPHINS BETTER THAN A DOLPHIN?

TRICK QUESTION. ALL DOLPHINS ARE INFINITY GREAT. INFINITY + INFINITY = INFINITY. THEREFORE 1 IS THE SAME GREAT AS 1,000,000 DOLPHINS.

SHARKS?

**** YOU.

WHALES?

P. COOL BUT NO DOLPHINS.

FISH?

FOOD.

DOLPHIN woman's genitals?

(OKAY THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, ITS THE SAME)

A GOAT?

**** HIM AND DOUBLE **** YOU.

TWO CARS CRASHING TOGETHER SO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE SHEDS A SINGLE TEAR AND A UNICORN IS BORN?

**** THAT UNICORN WITH ITS OWN HORN. AND **** YOU.

TRIPLE male reproductive organS?

ONLY GOOD ON DOLPHINS. **** OFF.

IF YOU RETARDS ARENT SURE YET. ASK ME. NAME ANYTHING AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHY A DOLPHIN IS BETTER.

**** YOU.

**** YOU

DOLPHINS RULE.

**** YOU.