Goatse II: I’m a goody-two shoes in real life. Skinny, weak, tends to smile a lot. I’m really really nice to everyone I meet, so I couldn’t do something like that. Sorry.

Jalapeño Bootyhole: It’s alright. People have mistaken me for a girl online before. But ‘a boy your age’? I wouldn’t have minded if he were sexy. But he was gross.

Lara Croft: Haha. Thanks, I suppose. I dunno how old he was, though. But seriously? If he was hot, I’d totally smile back. Buuuuut, he was a creepy fat guy with ugly glbumes and a really bad goatee. So… not happening.

Nobody in Particular: I think I didn’t mention that I actually do like men. But buff guys. Not icky guys like him.

Also, I wish some of the people who were in the Troll character-clbum wouldn’t be so mean, so I could tell if they were being serious or just playing the part. Such as elenaratelimit, or Bix Nood. But I won’t whine about it, because then people will think I’m playing the part of an emo kid.