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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

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Serch the entire map, pull any levers you find.

fine upstanding member of society decides he should look around. Heading back, he runs into another former sergeant. This one seems to decide that fists make an effective substitute for a shottie at close range. fine upstanding member of society proves it and the intestines he blasts out of it horribly wrong. Continuing, he is hit by another shotgun blast, but finds himself grinning nonetheless.

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Oh yeah, it’s toast.

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As the sergeant dies, fine upstanding member of society feels at ease, as if the floor holds no more danger. Relaxing his guard, he explores, grabbing that health globe he saw earlier, and a bit more ammo. Then he finds something TRULY interesting:

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fine upstanding member of society breaks into a cold sweat. He, like all the newer marines, have heard stories of the Phobos base…of the creatures that lie within, of the many promising soldiers who went to their death in that hellhole…and the levers…good god, the levers…he turns to run, but something deep within him, something primal rears its head, screams at him, turns him back around. He runs at the nearest lever, yelling a defiant warcry, and slams it down.

He is greeted by a cacophony of silence. Somewhere in the distance, a cricket chirps.

“Well that was ****ing la-”

*KER-*

*-****ING-*

*-SPLODE*

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fine upstanding member of society blinks. Wow. For a second there, the floor had barrels on it. Then it didn’t. There also appears to be considerably less wall and more scorchmarks than before. Giggling like a pyromanic retard, fine upstanding member of society pulls the other lever.

The walls in the room disappear for reasons only whatever whackjob designed this base can fathom.

Scratching his head in confusion, fine upstanding member of society decides there’s nothing left of value on this floor, and heads down to the next one…

(to be continued tomorrow)

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