Nope, not to be playing contest game, to be stating a fact. Me and Japanelo bumhole to be friend for long time now. We to be getting together to be playing poker game every weekend for last several year. Me to always be letting him win, he to being needing the money, he to being broke from only making money from this game. To be feeling sorry for him.

Everybody to being nice to him. His dog to have died. To have forgotten to close back gate, silly Canadaman.

We always love you Japanelo Bootyhole.

Me to be eating lamp sometime.