Computers
iPrune™ 	
iPrune™
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Ego +20

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iPrune™

Plum’s iPrune™ computer is a great home computer, if you can swallow the small price difference between it and a commodity PC. It looks slick, has a lot of horsepower under the hood and is very simple to set up.
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Obsolete Computer 	
Obsolete Computer
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Ego +5

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Obsolete Computer

This computer is a hand-me-down from your dearly departed grandfather. He used to say: “When I bought that thing, it was state-of-the-art!”

He lied.

This piece of **** was outdated five years before he bought it. He used it for a decade, pbumed it on to you, and you’ve been stuck with it ever since.
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Dogreat timesent Files
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\/:?”<>.sdoc
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Ego +35
    * Defense +2
    * Max Processing Power +35

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A media file retrieved from the Internet.
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Plum Computers: Average CPU Temperatures.dtbs 	
Plum Computers: Average CPU Temperatures.dtbs
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Defense +2
    * Frugality +2
    * Charisma +2

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Plum Computers: Average CPU Temperatures.dtbs

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Glbumes
Geek-Chic™ 	
Geek-Chic™
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Sexiness +20
    * Charisma +2

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Geek-Chic™

Once upon a time, being a geek meant a sex-free existence. However, some time around the dot-com boom, geek fashion entered the popular culture.

The good news is: Those geeky glbumes you own are now trendy.

The bad news is: Only the good-looking, non-geek people wearing them are getting laid.

Not you.
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Music Files
Reporter Stomping Grapes (remix).lstn 	
Reporter Stomping Grapes (remix).lstn
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Luck +2
    * Max Ego +30
    * Frugality +2
    * Charisma +2

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Reporter Stomping Grapes (remix).lstn

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Picture Files
xkcd_12312.gawk 	
xkcd_12312.gawk
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Luck +2
    * Defense +2
    * Offense +2
    * Charisma +2
    * Max Processing Power +30

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Program Files
CLOWNRAPE SCREENSAVER (CANNOT BE UNINSTALLED).prog 	
CLOWNRAPE SCREENSAVER (CANNOT BE UNINSTALLED).prog
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Ego +20
    * Charisma +1

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Shoes
Princess Shoes 	
Princess Shoes
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Sexiness +7
    * Defense +1

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Princess Shoes

Let’s face it: Every girl wants to look younger. Youth is sexy.

These Princess Shoes, while originally made for six-year-old girls, will look great on your giant, wart-covered adult hooves.

Could I have a lolly, mister? Oh, pretty please, they look ever so sweet!
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Special Items
Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition 	
Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition
Condition: 100% - Mint

    * Max Ego +20

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Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition

The Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition is the only gaming mouse with patented male reproductive organblasting™ technology, sure to make all your male reproductive organshots extra accurate…and painful.
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Web Spiders
Simple Web Spider™ 	
Simple Web Spider™
Condition: 100% - Mint
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Simple Web Spider™

This web spider will crawl through forums as you pwn them, searching for .moar files that can be combined to create useful files.
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