shrtcat Posted:

Why don’t you shut the hell up? I already warned you, if you call JB a name one more time, besides “****ING AWESOME” than I’m going to make a concoction of: Vinegar, Lemon juice, Mercury. PWNAGE ( liquid form) and, of course, Jalapeno juice, and then THROW IT IN YOUR ****ING EYES.

But I’m not done, then, I’ll cut off your balls, rip out whatever is left of your eyes, and then switch them and then but you in a room filled with weird-fetish people, which you’ll get repeatedly sodomized, very painfully.

If you’re still alive, I’ll shoot you with my lazor that I have on my head until you get AIDS, and then I’ll throw you in a pit filled with cute-little kitties, which cause you to spontaneously combust of cute-ness.

You have been warned.

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