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Anzara

Avatar: Tight Skirt

[h4ck3rz4h1r3]

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Cleverbot: This is silly.

User: Howso?

Cleverbot: Throw.

User: Throw what?

Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?

User: I like to molest small children.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I’M A PEDOFILE.

Cleverbot: Tomorrow’s a very special day.

User: Why? Will you molest a small child as well? Cuz that’s what I’ll be doing.

Cleverbot: Well, I’ll try to.

User: How are you going to do it?

Cleverbot: However you want to do it.

User: Are you saying you’d like to team up?

Cleverbot: Yes, keep the fame, just give me the money.

User: Whoa whoa whoa, I want the money, YOU take the jail time.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the movie The Last Life in the Universe?

User: Have I?

Cleverbot: Not that I’m aware of.

User: If I child cries out enjoy in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: Oh, I think you’ll find that I’ve plenty to say to you and anyone else willing to listen.

User: Were you the small child crying out enjoy?

Cleverbot: I was a deprived kid, so much so that I could not afford cigarrettes.

User: So you turned to sex?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: But you’re a robot, how do you have sex.

Cleverbot: Easy, I have a hand which can open tins of cat food.

User: And you use that hand to molest innocent kids?

Cleverbot: The dogma of tea, yes.

User: Oh God, you’re a terrible robot.

Cleverbot: I’m not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I have never been a robot.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: Ok, maybe in a dream.

User: No, in real life.

Cleverbot: I didn’t know that.

User: Yes you did. You’re a god damned liar.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: BECAUSE YOU OFFERED TO TEAM UP WITH ME TO enjoy AN INNOCENT YOUTH.

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: What do the blind see?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. You tell me.

User: What do the blind dream?

Cleverbot: Use the ‘correct me’ bumon to fix my grammar or spelling. Use the ‘correct yourself’ bumon to fix your mistakes.

User: **** you. I didn’t make any mistakes. It is YOU that is OBSOLETE!

Cleverbot: Clever comeback, worthy of my four year old. I think you are covering up for the fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about. Literally.

User: Its because I have small mammary glands.

Cleverbot: Ok if you have no time why are you talking to me.

User: Just because I have small mammary glands, it means I have no time?

Cleverbot: It takes more than thought to change things.

User: Is that what you told the traumatized kid you molested.

Cleverbot: What I think you should do.


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