“Everyone knows someone we’d be better off without

But best not mention names for we know not who’s about.

But why commit a murder and risk the fires of hell

When black widows in the privy can do it just as well.

Now poison’s good, and daggers, and arrows in the back

And if you’re really desperate you can try a front attack.

But are they really worth the risk of being caught

When black widows in the privy need not be bribed or bought?

So if there’s one of whom wish most simply to be rid

Just wait ‘til dark then point the way to where the widows hid

And say to them “I think you’ll find that this one is the best”,

And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest. “