This is a **** easy game to follow. User ‘A’ posts a wish, user ‘B’ grants it with a major flaw and posts his wish and user ‘C’ continues this cycle.

Example

A – I wish I had a huge male reproductive organ

B – Granted, but since it’s now a priapism it turns gangrenous and falls off. I wish I knew everything.

C – Granted, but your brain cannot handle all of this information and explodes into a raging ball of fire! I wish I had the best computer in the world.

D – Granted, but the FBI bumumes that you got this from Russians and take you in for questioning and torture. I wish (etc etc)

Okay, allow me to get the ball rolling: I wish I had a chicken sandwich.