SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

TELL HIM TWO, THEN SHOW HIM YOUR mammary glands

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The alien gasps. “It was foreseen in the prophecies that a twoballed champion would save us from the Tetraballs! Perhaps you are the one…”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Volunteer to be a slave. Ask for leather restraints and a collar.

Also, show the alien your mammary glands or gtfo.

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He looks a little confused, but points to a spooky looking building. “They process us into slaves there, champion. Are you going to infiltrate it with stealth?”