A man walks into a bar, and begins to make a tab, getting drunk, and leaving at the end of the night, and repeating until the end of the week, when the Barkeeper asks him to pay, the man notices a horse outside, and makes a bet with the barkeep, that if he can make the horse laugh, that he drops the tab. The Barkeep of course, was laughing and accepted the challenge, knowing full well horses cannot laugh, or so he thought until the man walked outside, whispered something into the horses ear, and loud neighs & chuckling could be heard. The Barkeep astonished, allowed the man to leave.

Next week, the same thing happened, the tab was being called in, but the bet this time was making the horse cry, so the Barkeep quite sure of himself this time, allowed the man to go outside. The man, did something near the horse, and the horse began to hammer his head against the post of the stable, and was in tears, amazingly. The Barkeep, grabbed the man by the shoulder, and inquired of how the man did that.

The Man responds,” Easy, last week I told him my johnson was bigger than his, this week, I proved it”.