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Avatar: harblgar
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Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Barack Obama Posted:

If I win:

– Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.

– Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.

– Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.

Bonus 1: If I also win the US Election:

– I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.

Bonus 2: If I also get more friend requests than McCain:

– I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.

I’m still waiting for my 4 extra visits

Edit: Sniped by Bonkenhi!!

right edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:43PM
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