Mr. Narth, it has come to our attention that you have severely damaged the already unstable mental state of Patient #510532, also known as Mr. Smiles. As a result of your actions, he has killed several patients in ward #69 in unspeakably bizarre ways, screaming “you burned the kitty! You’re going to die!” When we searched patient #510532’s room, we found a labtop, logged into this particular thread. We suspect you caused the aforementioned mbumacre.

Coincidentally, all the patients in the ward Mr. Smiles reached in his murderous spree were locked away as criminally insane and beyond redemption. Your actions have saved the asylum vast sums of money that would otherwise have been wasted keeping those human sgreat timesbags alive. We are allowing Mr. Smiles to continue his activities on this forum, and have set up an invisible fence system (like the ones used for dogs) to bumure that the next murder spree you cause him to commit rids us of even more sacks of ****. Thank you, and keep up the good work.