YOU HATE ME BECAUSE IM SUCH A GREAT POSTER AND I AM A SUPER GENIUS HACKER WHO IS GREAT AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT GETTING ACCEPTED INTO THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE THUS PREVENTING ME FROM EVER ACHIEVING MY PATHETIC GOAL OF FLYING AN OLD bum F-16 FIGHTER JET SO I CAN FLY AROUND AND WATCH FALCON MATE IN THE SKY WHILE I JERK OFF

I GUESS I’M NOT AS SMART AS I SAID I WAS BECAUSE I WAS UNABLE TO MAKE IT INTO THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE EVEN THOUGH IT’S A TIME OF WAR AND THEY ARE REALLY IN NEED OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE THE LEAST COMBAT INTENSIVE BRANCH OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY SO IT’S REALLY A woman's genitals MOVE TO TRY FOR IT ANYWAY BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED IN SERVING MY COUNTRY I’M JUST INTERESTED IN BEING A GIGANTIC fabulous person WHO HAS AN UNHEALTHY BONER FOR F-16 JETS DESPITE THERE BEING DOZENS OF SUPERIOR AIRCRAFT.

I’M GOING TO IGNORE EVERYONE WHO MENTIONS THE FACT THAT I AM TOO STUPID TO GET INTO THE AIR FORCE AND JUST KEEP TELLING YOU GUYS THAT I’M REALLY SMART!

I DIDN’T GET INTO THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE

I WEAR F-16 TSHIRTS EVERDAY

I WEAR “OFFICIAL” CAMOUFLAGE EVERDAY

I AM NOT ACTUALLY ENLISTED IN ANY ARMED SERVICES

I WAS NOT ACCEPTED INTO THE USAF.

I AM AN EPIC FAILURE.