All this ball stuff reminds me of the darkest and most terrifing institution created by mankind, yeah, it’s like, why do I have to play soccer with the other kids in the school? why does dad make do it?, “it’s for your manliness shake” he says, that must be the reason why he lets Mindy dress like a ****en WHORE and gives her all she wants, that spoiled ****! A so I have to go to the field with those horrible shorts that make me look retard and run afetar a ****en ball! it’s not fair! and Tim O’sullyvan keeps bullyng me in the showers, I tell you, that redneck is ****en gay!