So apparently at the U of Melbourne, bright young students studying mathematical physics (as opposed to theoretical, where everything is happening nowadays) enroll in such riveting clbumes as “mathematics” and “science”. When pressed to give further descriptions of these clbumes, Combo ran away.

Now, as I approach graduation, I know that I could easily at least give a summary of what each of the courses I’ve taken was about, if I couldn’t come up with the actual course name and number.

In other words, Combo is full of ****, and is probably going to some dumpy community college for communications, which is fine, but don’t ****ing lie about it.