Futuristic Sex Robotz – “Welcome To The Internet”

PC Speaker:

Sit down and take five while I defrag your drive

With Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5

If you bought MySpace Records Volume 1

I’m gonna shoot you in the face with my Internet gun

My hard drive is huge, MP3s are external

Back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal

At the ‘puter all night cause my life is nocturnal

Data backup bumures that my porn is eternal

“You crazy,” that’s what all those ****es got to say

So I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ

Friends only cause I don’t want my Mom to see

If she saw, she’d cut off the Internet and cable TV

But I don’t give a **** about those Internet hoes

I gotta cut ‘em off before they want to propose

‘Cause the herpes isn’t covered by my HMOs

Deleted from my buddy list and that’s how it goes

Motherboard:

Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene

And we’ll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP

We don’t have no love for the Internet skeeze

‘Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

Coaxke:

Trippin balls in bathroom stalls

Waitin for a fine-bum **** to call

The THC hits my CPU

And I’m chasin after dimes like an Orthodox Jew

Plug and Play a ****, I’m a player ****

Like some virus ****, countin website hits

My Punisher fan grill is illin

When I see you on the street, your **** will be spillin,

I’ll infect you with Sbumer and MS Blaster,

Pop-ups be poppin up faster and faster,

I master a DAT tape full of raw raps, perhaps

My **** make your whole crew collapse

All you hackers, who gettin on my case

Coaxke is here, and I’ll reformat your ****in face

PC Speaker:

Sit back, ‘cause I got a little story to tell

And no I’m not talkin about no AOL

I’m talkin about how Firefox saved me from browser hell

While I was usin Internet Explorer on my DSL

Firefox 0.3, it spoke to me

It said “I’ll make your life better than you ever could dream

I’ll get rid of all those pop-ups for free MP3s

And I’ll blow spyware’s head off while it’s down on its knees”

PC Speaker:

Yo, if you were spyware, you can’t hear this **** anymore because you’re ****in dead, ****. We bustin up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm Punisher fan-grills, ****, and if your Mom talks **** to us, we’ll kill her and burn her in a mother****in van, ****, and write about that **** in our LiveJournals, ****, and if you want somethin crazy, like pineapple, **** you, we’ll kill you ****.

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