Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

- We’ll do this when we reach “critical mbum” of typos, which is when you guys finally stop finding examples of our sloppiness and idiocy.

Well, then, time to break out the ana gun some more and bring up:

Roll of Toilet Paper Posted:

Whether it’s used for wiping your bum, clogging up a drain or TPing someone’s house, toilet paper is just plain awesome. And when you’re done using the paper you can pretend you have a cardboard spyglbum!

This particular roll consists of the nice soft kind of ****paper — not the gray, recycled, scrape-your-bum-lining stuff.

There should prolly be some more commas in between ebing done and using the tube[,] and the “nice soft” kind (unless it’s an intentional chain).

<sigh> Dammit, posted with another alt…